45 Funny minute quotes

• I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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  5 months ago

  awkwardness, dominance, humor, i, interaction, me, minute, small, small talk, social, social interaction, someone, talk, yawn, yawning

• A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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  5 months ago

  behavior, chaos, child, child behavior, daily, daily life, day, humor, life, minute, most, people, productivity, toddler, unsupervised, unsupervised minute

• Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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  5 months ago

  else, hilarious, holding, humor, longer, microwave, microwave minute, minute, patience, phone, someone, sure, time, video, watching, while

• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  5 months ago

  25, avocado, avocado toast, cafe, comparison, cooking, cost, delivery, eats, food, food delivery, home, home cooking, humor, labor, labor cost, minute, money, price, price comparison, time, toast, Uber, Uber Eats, value, value of time, worth

• If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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  5 months ago

  anything, deadline, humor, ID, last, last minute, minute, motivation, never, procrastination, productivity

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