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Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Going viral on Slack:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Just landed via Reddit:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Just landed via Instagram:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Seen just now on Discord:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Just shared via WeChat:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Going viral on Reddit:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Making waves on Telegram:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Making waves on Messenger:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

61 shares on Discord this month:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

48 shares on Slack this month:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Going viral on Reddit:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Shared recently on Discord:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Just shared via Reddit:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Going viral on Facebook:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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