Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

783 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,945

Funny Quotes Topics

13,916

Funny Quotes Images

10,945

33 minutes ago

3,434

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Making waves on Pinterest:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Just landed via Threads:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Live now on Pinterest:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Just landed via Snapchat:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Going viral on Discord:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Home » Funny Move On Quotes

Funny move on quotes

New funny move on quotes 👇

5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"
6 months ago
Share →: Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal remedy for all online blunders – just sprinkle some 'lol' and watch the awkwardness dissipate into cyberspace oblivion! 😂💻👋 #LifeHack"
6 months ago
Share →: I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ever-elusive genre of 'women moving on' – a cinematic masterpiece filled with plot twists, character development, and the occasional dramatic exit 💃🏻🎬 Who knew leaving could be so entertaining?!"
6 months ago
Share →: Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the perfect recipe for a mid-life crisis comedy movie plot 🎥🍿! Too young, too poor, and too…fluffy to be a stripper- now that's what we call life's sweet irony! Let's just keep on truckin' and see where the chips fall! 💃🏼💸🍰 #LifeGoals"

For even more funny move on quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny move on quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

783 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,945

Funny Quotes Topics

13,916

Funny Quotes Images

10,945

33 minutes ago

3,435

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Making waves on Slack:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Making waves on Telegram:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Shared recently on Threads:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Spotted on Reddit:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Just landed via TikTok:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴