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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Going bananas on Discord:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Just shared via Reddit:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Just landed via Twitch:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Going viral on Messenger:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Funny move on quotes are the perfect way to lighten up those awkward breakups or awkward life changes 😂✨ Whether you’re gently nudging yourself or your friends to let go and laugh a little, these witty lines bring smiles and fresh vibes 🌈💪 Ready to turn that page with humor and sass? Let’s dive into some clever sayings that make moving on feel like a fun adventure, not a drama! 🎉🚀

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Breaking via Reddit:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Making waves on Discord:

Body by sandwich.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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