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Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Spotted on Discord:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Just landed via Discord:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Spotted on Twitch:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Just shared via WeChat:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Seen just now on X:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Funny mustache quotes

Funny mustache quotes 🥸 bring a smile wider than a handlebar and add a dash of cheeky charm to any day! Whether you’re rocking a stache or just love the quirky vibe, these witty sayings will tickle your funny bone and celebrate the iconic lip sweater in all its glory. Get ready to laugh, grin, and maybe even grow a little envy-worthy facial hair! 😄👨🏻‍🦰✨

New funny mustache quotes 👇

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

6 days ago

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

6 days ago

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

2 weeks ago

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

2 weeks ago

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

2 weeks ago

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49 shares on X this month:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

47 shares on X this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Making waves on Facebook:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Going viral on Reddit:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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