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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Just landed via Instagram:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

Going viral on Telegram:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Making waves on Slack:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Just landed via WeChat:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Seen just now on Discord:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Reported on Twitch:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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