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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Funny neck pain quotes

Funny neck pain quotes are the perfect remedy when your neck’s feeling stiff and your mood’s a little tight! 😂💆‍♂️ From quirky takes on those pesky aches to clever twists on everyday struggles, these laughs will have you stretching more than just your muscles. Get ready to turn that neck pain into neck gain—at least in humor! 🎉🦒 #NeckPainWho #LaughItOff

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"Ah, the joys of aging – waking up feeling like you've been practicing your bat pose all night 🦇😂 Who knew getting older would come with free neck pain as a bonus gift! Just part of the charming package deal, folks! 🎁 #AgingGracefully"

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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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