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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Making waves on Instagram:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Breaking via Slack:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Just landed via Pinterest:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Live now on X:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

71 shares on X this month:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Trending via Discord:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Breaking via Instagram:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Just landed via Facebook:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Just shared via Threads:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Spotted on WeChat:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Breaking via TikTok:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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