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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Making waves on Reddit:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Funny neck pain quotes

Funny neck pain quotes are the perfect remedy when your neck’s feeling stiff and your mood’s a little tight! 😂💆‍♂️ From quirky takes on those pesky aches to clever twists on everyday struggles, these laughs will have you stretching more than just your muscles. Get ready to turn that neck pain into neck gain—at least in humor! 🎉🦒 #NeckPainWho #LaughItOff

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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2 months ago

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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5 months ago

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

24 shares on Threads this month:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

14 shares on Discord this month:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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My parents think they know me.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Making waves on Discord:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Live now on YouTube:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Just shared via Telegram:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Going viral on Messenger:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Just shared via Telegram:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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