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Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Spotted on Messenger:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Spreading quickly via X:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Going bananas on Discord:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Live now on Messenger:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Making waves on Twitch:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Freshly posted on X:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Spotted on YouTube:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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48 shares on X this month:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

21 shares on X this month:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

87 shares on Slack this month:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,564

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Making waves on X:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Trending via TikTok:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Trending via Slack:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Just landed via Instagram:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Live now on TikTok:

Easy there, unsaved number.

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