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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Reported on Threads:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Going viral on Discord:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Just shared via Twitch:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Going viral on Instagram:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Just landed via Telegram:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Making waves on Facebook:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Trending via TikTok:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Trending via TikTok:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Making waves on Slack:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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