Funny Noah quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

  Commentary:
  "If I were Noah, I'd definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! 🦁🐧🐍 Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? 🚢🐪🦒 Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! 🌪️🌊 #NoahsDramaticArk"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

  Commentary:
  "Looking at the world like… 🌍😅 No wonder Noah only wanted animals on his ark – who needs drama when you've got elephants and pandas as shipmates! 🐘🐼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Noah knew that animals make better companions than humans… 🤔🐾 Who needs drama when you can have peaceful days on an ark? 🌧️🚢 #NoahsArkLife"

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