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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Just landed via Twitch:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Shared recently on Threads:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Broadcasted on X:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Spotted on WeChat:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Breaking via Twitch:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Going viral on Telegram:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Going viral on X:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Going viral on Facebook:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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41 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

34 shares on Reddit this month:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

95 shares on Slack this month:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Just shared via TikTok:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Making waves on Messenger:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Shared recently on Slack:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Spotted on Discord:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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