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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has copied:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ has shared:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has bookmarked:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has downloaded:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has copied:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Trending via Reddit:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Trending via YouTube:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Going viral on Telegram:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Seen just now on Facebook:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Freshly posted on X:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Trending via Telegram:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Trending via Twitch:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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88 shares on Pinterest this month:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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I used to think β€œ9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has copied:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has copied:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ί has viewed:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has viewed:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡³ has viewed:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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Just shared via YouTube:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Going viral on Messenger:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I think my type is a nice person.

Live now on TikTok:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Spotted on Pinterest:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Live now on Threads:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Going bananas on WeChat:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Trending via Discord:

β€œIt’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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