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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Freshly posted on Threads:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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