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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

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Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Going viral on Twitch:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Spotted on Facebook:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Trending via Pinterest:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

27 shares on X this month:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

99 shares on Slack this month:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Just shared via Slack:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Shared recently on Instagram:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Spreading quickly via X:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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