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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

Going viral on Instagram:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Going viral on Messenger:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Going viral on Telegram:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Going viral on Messenger:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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