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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Seen just now on X:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Live now on Discord:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Spotted on TikTok:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Making waves on Messenger:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨ has viewed:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, β€œit should’ve been you”

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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β€œYou’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Just shared via Discord:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Reported on WeChat:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, β€œMom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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