Funny one-night quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

  Commentary:
  "Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳"

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