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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Reddit:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Live now on Facebook:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Shared recently on Threads:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Just shared via Instagram:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

Trending via Slack:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Going viral on Slack:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Trending via Instagram:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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73 shares on Telegram this month:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,969

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Just landed via Twitch:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Spreading quickly via X:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Just landed via Discord:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Just shared via X:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Making waves on Reddit:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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