Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack. Commentary:Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse 🧟♂️🚬💼
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and th… Commentary:When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or mak… Commentary:Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨
Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fann… Commentary:"Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"
