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Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Making waves on X:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Making waves on Reddit:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

18 hours ago

asking, cigarette, humor, joke, own, pack, smoking, stealing
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

2 months ago

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

2 months ago

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

2 months ago

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77 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

50 shares on Threads this month:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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Spotted on Slack:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Trending via Pinterest:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Going viral on Slack:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Trending via Instagram:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Shared recently on Slack:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Just shared via Twitch:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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Funny pack quotes

New funny pack quotes 👇

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

All funny pack quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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