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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Going viral on YouTube:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Making waves on WeChat:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Trending via TikTok:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Spotted on Slack:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Seen just now on Threads:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Reported on TikTok:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Trending via Facebook:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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