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Funny paperwork quotes

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

2 months ago

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

3 months ago

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

3 months ago

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

3 months ago