Funny paperwork quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like even the Almighty has some bureaucracy to deal with! 📝😅 Just imagine God sitting behind a desk, sipping celestial coffee, and reviewing paperwork for 'divine interventions'. #HeavenlyRedTape

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

  Commentary:
  Ah, fresh garlic – nature's way of saying, "I hope you like puzzles!" 🧄📝 Dealing with those finicky cloves can feel like navigating a bureaucratic maze of paperwork, complete with the occasional garlic-scented paper cut. Who knew such small bulbs could be so demanding? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #GarlicProblems #KitchenStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, no one likes getting a regular envelope from the IRS… It's like receiving a surprise party invitation from your least favorite relative 💌🕶️ #IRS #TroubleAvoided"

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