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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Just shared via Reddit:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Just landed via Reddit:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Going bananas on Slack:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Breaking via Facebook:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Just shared via WeChat:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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53 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

16 shares on Discord this month:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Trending via Twitch:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Just shared via Pinterest:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Spotted on X:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Making waves on X:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Live now on Reddit:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Trending via Discord:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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