Skip to content
  • Privacy
  • Disclaimer
  • Terms & Conditions
Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • ⚡ Funny Quotes Slot →
Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 56 this month

15,809 funny quotes and pics

17,807 funny quotes topics

Updated: Mar 13, 2026

 

 

 

 

Funny parlor quotes

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

© 2026 Wordgag Inc.

>>> Random Quotes ✨