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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Reported on Telegram:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Just landed via YouTube:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying β€œsteam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as β€œI’m leaving this stupid place” and β€œI’m back everybody.”

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If I say β€œwith all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Reported on Pinterest:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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