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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,432

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Pinterest:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Just shared via Slack:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Trending via Messenger:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Just landed via Discord:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Making waves on X:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

12 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,642

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Spotted on Threads:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Live now on Threads:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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