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Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Making waves on Instagram:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Just shared via YouTube:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Making waves on Telegram:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Trending via Snapchat:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Making waves on TikTok:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Trending via Instagram:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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Going viral on Threads:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Going viral on Messenger:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Seen just now on Slack:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Spotted on Discord:

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Just shared via WeChat:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Breaking via Reddit:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Just shared via Threads:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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