Commentary:
"Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic"
22 Funny period quotes
Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.
Commentary:
"Talk about bleeding red, white, and blue! 💙🩸❤️ Hope your period doesn't sway your vote… or vice versa! Stay strong, period warrior! 💪🇺🇸 #PatrioticFlow"
Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.
Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you my period? 🩸🙄 Because just like Aunt Flo, you're a real pain in the butt but I can't resist your monthly visits! 😂💕"
I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"
To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.
Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of misunderstood punctuation! 🤪 Just remember, improper use of periods can lead to some very awkward situations. Let's all strive for better timing, both grammatically and in life! ⏰💬🤣
I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
Commentary:
"Wow, talk about commitment! It's impressive that your bad mood has withstood the test of time like a resilient warrior 😠⏳ Keep on rocking those grumpy vibes, you've definitely mastered the art of longevity in the mood department! 😂👏"
Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
Commentary:
Having a permanent dance party with my existential dread! 💃🤯😊
Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.
Commentary:
When your mood swings join the weather channel! 🌡️😄🌦️
That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.
Commentary:
Enjoying my official title of 'Employed but Not Yet Obligated'! 😎🕺💼
You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.
Commentary:
Feeling unstoppable today! Thanks to my motivational wrappers, I'm ready to conquer the world… or at least the laundry. 💪😅🩲