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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Making waves on Facebook:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Going viral on TikTok:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Going viral on X:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Just landed via Twitch:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Just landed via TikTok:

God saw you do that.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Seen just now on Threads:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Just landed via WeChat:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Making waves on Telegram:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Breaking via X:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Just landed via X:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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