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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Going viral on TikTok:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Going viral on Twitch:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Just landed via Discord:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Just landed via Threads:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on Slack this month:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,593

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Just shared via X:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Making waves on TikTok:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Spotted on TikTok:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Going viral on Messenger:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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