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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Never trust a wet fart.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Reported on Messenger:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Freshly posted on Discord:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Going viral on Discord:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Spotted on Messenger:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Seen just now on Slack:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Just landed via Threads:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Just landed via X:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Making waves on Threads:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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