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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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I would prefer not to.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Just landed via Messenger:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Trending via Discord:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Making waves on Twitch:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Going viral on TikTok:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Just landed via Reddit:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Funny physical humor quotes bring laughter 🤣 to life’s clumsy moments and silly stumbles 🤸‍♂️. Whether it’s a pratfall, a goofy gesture, or an epic fail, these witty lines capture the joy of laughing at ourselves 🤪. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort as you dive into the funniest takes on physical comedy that make everyday mishaps unforgettable! 😂✨

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Spotted on Instagram:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Going viral on TikTok:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Making waves on Reddit:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Making waves on Facebook:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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