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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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