Funny Pinocchio quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

  Commentary:
  Can you picture Pinocchio laying down some sassy burns without his nose growing? That's one heck of a roast battle! 🤥🔥 Just imagine the wooden boy dropping truth bombs with a straight face. 😂 Better watch out, his words might be as sharp as his nose is long!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a playful take on that quote:

  "Just imagine the world if Pinocchio's nose rule applied! 🤥👃📏 We'd have a forest of noses sprouting up faster than you can say 'fib'! 🌳😂 Who needs lie detectors when we have lying noses to give us away? 🚫🤥👃 #TruthTellersUnite"

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