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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Iโ€™m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, letโ€™s take a second look.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, โ€œI hope there are no emergencies.โ€

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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If someone asks you if youโ€™re in the queue, what they actually mean is โ€œyouโ€™re really shit at queuing, arenโ€™t you?โ€

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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