Funny portion quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bacon-to-person ratio is a little skewed here 🥓👩👩👩👩 Who knew bacon could multiply you like that? Time to invite some friends over for a crispy and delicious bacon feast! 🥓🎉👯‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

  Commentary:
  "Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"

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