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Funny portion quotes serve up the perfect slice of humor 🍕😄 to brighten your day and tickle your funny bone! Whether you’re battling a tiny snack or a massive meal, these witty lines bring laughter to every bite 🍔😂. Ready for a delicious dose of chuckles? Dive in and savor the fun! 🍩🎉
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"Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"
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