Funny portion quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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