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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Trending via X:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Making waves on Twitch:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Just shared via X:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Shared recently on X:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Live now on Facebook:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Spotted on Instagram:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Just landed via Threads:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

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55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

61 shares on Threads this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

31 shares on Slack this month:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

66 shares on Threads this month:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Making waves on TikTok:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Trending via Messenger:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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