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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Just landed via Telegram:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Funny practical quotes bring a perfect blend of humor and wisdom to brighten your day! 😂✨ They turn everyday truths into clever nuggets that make you chuckle while nodding in agreement. Whether you need a quick mood boost or a witty life hack, these quotes deliver laughs with a dash of smarts. Ready to smile and think at the same time? Let’s dive into some seriously funny and practical gems! 😄💡

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Spotted on Discord:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Trending via Telegram:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Spotted on WeChat:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Just landed via TikTok:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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