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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,467

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Going viral on X:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Breaking via Instagram:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Spotted on Telegram:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

47 shares on Threads this month:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,626

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Making waves on Threads:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Just landed via Threads:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Going viral on WeChat:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Being awake is the worst.

Making waves on X:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Making waves on Instagram:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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