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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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