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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Just landed via Twitch:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Just landed via X:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Going viral on YouTube:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Making waves on TikTok:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Making waves on Threads:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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Share →: My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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"Who else feels misled by our childhood expectations? I was fully prepared for a life of dodging secret passageways, but all I got was the ol' weight gain and existential dread combo deal 🤷‍♂️🔮 Keep calm and watch out for that quicksand, folks! It might just be disguised as your daily responsibilities 😉 #AdultingProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Commentary:
Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Freshly posted on Slack:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Making waves on Twitch:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Live now on WhatsApp:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Freshly posted on X:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Trending via YouTube:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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