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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Spotted on TikTok:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Just landed via WeChat:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Trending via Messenger:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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90 shares on Snapchat this month:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

22 shares on Slack this month:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a very active anti-social life.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

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17,577

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15,510

Updated

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Just shared via Discord:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Breaking via Twitch:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Trending via Facebook:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Trending via Discord:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I need a massage for my brain.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Just shared via Facebook:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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