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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Making waves on X:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Going viral on Reddit:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Spotted on Instagram:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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Funny recliner quotes bring a cozy dose of laughter to your chill time 🛋️😄 Whether you’re kicking back after a long day or just perfecting the art of doing nothing, these witty lines add extra comfort to your favorite seat 💤✨ Get ready to smile, relax, and maybe even giggle out loud while lounging like a pro! #RelaxationGoals #ComfyAndFunny

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Freshly posted on Discord:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Just landed via Messenger:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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