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Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Going viral on Discord:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Making waves on Twitch:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

Making waves on Discord:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Just landed via Facebook:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Just landed via YouTube:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Spotted on Slack:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Just shared via Threads:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Discord this month:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

92 shares on Reddit this month:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

63 shares on X this month:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Making waves on Slack:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Spotted on Reddit:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Going viral on Telegram:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Spotted on Instagram:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Spotted on Twitch:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Making waves on YouTube:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Spotted on Threads:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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