Funny red wine quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

  Commentary:
  "Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't life just the sommelier of chaos! 🍷👔 One moment you're crisp and pristine like a white shirt, and the next thing you know, you're stained with the bold hues of red wine – a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! Here's to navigating the spills and splashes of life with elegance and a handy bottle of stain remover! 💃🍇

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