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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Just shared via Reddit:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Just shared via Messenger:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Making waves on Reddit:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Breaking via Telegram:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Seen just now on Slack:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Seen just now on YouTube:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Going viral on TikTok:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Just shared via Discord:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Reported on Discord:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Going viral on WeChat:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Making waves on Instagram:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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