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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,694

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Trending via Threads:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Trending via X:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Making waves on Discord:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Just shared via Telegram:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on Threads this month:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

11 shares on X this month:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

100 shares on Threads this month:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,672

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Going viral on X:

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Just landed via Facebook:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

Going viral on Threads:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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