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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Share →: Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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"Forget about the Grinch stealing Christmas, Alan Rickman seems to be the one wreaking havoc on the holiday season with his legendary performances! Move over, Santa, it's Alan's time to shine and ruin Christmas in style with his range of iconic characters. 'Tis the season for Alan Rickman to steal the show and your Christmas cheer!"
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Share →: I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I can only imagine the kids' reaction when they learned the truth! It must have been like discovering your sandwich has a secret side of truffle fries – unexpected and totally amazing! Let's hope they gave "Mrs. Doubtfire" a five-star rating on their nanny app!
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Share →: The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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"Seriously, how many times did Mrs. Doubtfire have to break out in improvised impressions for those kids to catch on? Maybe they were just too mesmerized by the wig and accent! #NannyGoals"

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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