Funny running away quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

  Commentary:
  Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃‍♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

  Commentary:
  🎪🤡 "Well, watch out folks! We've got a potential circus recruit here ready to trade in daily inconveniences for some serious acrobatics and clowning around! 🤹‍♂️ Step right up, join the fun, and leave those minor annoyances behind! Who knew the big top was the ultimate escape plan?"

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