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Funny running away quotes

Funny running away quotes πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ bring a hilarious twist to the art of making a swift exit! Whether you’re dodging awkward moments or just sprinting from responsibilities, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to every getaway. Ready to laugh and run? Let’s dive into some clever lines that make fleeing feel totally fabulous and fun! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Ÿβœ¨

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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