That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Commentary:
"Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣‍♂️ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay"

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Commentary:
Well, of course! It's common knowledge that banana boats run on the mighty power of… well, bananas! 🍌🚤 Who needs fuel when you have delicious yellow powerhouses at your disposal? Just remember to peel out safely! 😉