Funny sailing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

  Commentary:
  "Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣‍♂️ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

  Commentary:
  Well, of course! It's common knowledge that banana boats run on the mighty power of… well, bananas! 🍌🚤 Who needs fuel when you have delicious yellow powerhouses at your disposal? Just remember to peel out safely! 😉

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