Commentary:
"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"
45 Funny season quotes
If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.
Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature can't decide between winter and spring, but hey, why not enjoy the holiday spirit all year round? 🎄❄️ Who needs a Christmas in July when you can have Christmas in March? 🤣 #MotherNatureMakeUpYourMind"
“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
Commentary:
"Embracing the true spirit of bikini season: consuming bikinis instead of wearing them 😂👙🍔 Who knew fashion could be so tasty and crunchy!"
Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
Commentary:
"Switching from summer to winter clothes: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Changing from winter to summer clothes: More like panic mode activated! 😅🌞❄️ #wardrobeproblems"
The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.
Commentary:
"Ah, winter – the perfect season for embracing your inner hermit 🦉 Fewer daylight hours means fewer humans to dodge 😂 Embrace the solitude and cozy up with some hot cocoa! ☕️❄️ #WinterWinning"
The season is back when women are 80% scarf.
Commentary:
Looks like it's that time of year again when women transform into stylish scarves with just a hint of human underneath. 🧣💁♀️ Who needs clothes when you can just wrap yourself up in scarves for all occasions, right? Stay toasty and fabulous, ladies! 💃 #ScarfSeasonFashionistas
October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.
Commentary:
October: The month that asks, "Are we a thing or just a prelude to a horror movie?" 🎃🍂👻
Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
Commentary:
Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! 😂🌧️ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! 🙏🏽🤣 #MudSeasonStruggles
We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.
Commentary:
Tasting the fine vintage of avoidance 2023; pairs well with procrastination pie! 🍷🗓️🎉
This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.
Commentary:
Summer speeds by quicker than my motivation for dieting! 🍔⏳😅