Commentary:
Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂
34 Funny self-confidence quotes
Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.
Commentary:
Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.
Commentary:
"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.
Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"
I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.
Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.
Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.
Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.
Commentary:
"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"
I have this rare skin disease called perfect.
