Commentary:
"Trying to reel in those compliments like a pro angler, but ending up looking like a fish out of water with all those failed selfie attempts 🤳🐟 #selfiegamestrong #struggleisreal"
75 Funny self-esteem quotes
Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
Commentary:
"Who needs beauty when you've got laughs for days? 😄 Embrace your inner comedian and watch those beauty standards fade away like a distant memory! 🤣 #FunnyOverBeauty"
You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.
Commentary:
"You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. 💁♀️💥 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could pack so much intimidation factor! 📸 #FearlessSelfie"
I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.
Commentary:
"Why bother with new year resolutions when perfection is already your middle name? 💁♂️ Keep shining, you flawless creature! ✨ #LifeGoals"
If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.
Commentary:
"Hey, if you're feeling the heat, just remember, you're keeping me cool! 😎🔥 Stay chill, my friends! ❄️ #CoolerThanYou"
Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
Commentary:
"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"
Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.
Commentary:
"Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"
It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.
Commentary:
"Oh, don't worry if you don't like me, sweetie. Not everyone can handle this fabulousness 💁♀️👑 #sorrynotsorry"
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
Commentary:
"Maybe hot chocolate is just tired of being seen as the second choice to coffee 😏☕ Give some love to that beautiful chocolate, folks! 🍫💖"
Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.
Commentary:
"Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"