Funny self-importance quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

  Commentary:
  🚌💫 All aboard the drama bus! 🚌🌟 Remember folks, the real star of the show isn't the passengers with their glamorous lives – it's the humble bus transporting them all around town! 🤩🚌 Who knew public transportation could steal the spotlight? 🌟😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️‍♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager

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