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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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Trending via Twitch:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Trending via Discord:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Breaking via Messenger:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Freshly posted on X:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I run a parody bank account.

Just landed via TikTok:

My life coach traded me.

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80 shares on Instagram this month:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

64 shares on Discord this month:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Trending via X:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Trending via Reddit:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Going viral on Threads:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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