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Why not risk it all and try quantum physics? You might not achieve enlightenment but you definitely won't end up with a tattoo you regret😂🔬👉
118 Funny sex quotes
I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.
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Adding imaginary conquests to the resume now—my dream life is more exciting than my real one! 😂💤💔
I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.
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Still waiting for that "merge accounts" level magic! 💸💏
A collective orgasm would fix the world.
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Sounds like the ultimate team-building exercise! 🌍😂✨
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Rediscovering your spark is like leveling up in real life—who knew happiness had boss fights? 💪✨ #LifeRPG
I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.
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One way to keep the romance sizzling: using the ladder more than the love song! 🔋😂🚨
Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!
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Trying to follow instructions be like: "Wait, where's the blueprint for this? 📐🤔"
My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.
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RIP to a love life so non-existent, even Casper the ghost would be like, "You need to get out more!" 🪦👻💔