Commentary:
"Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"
46 Funny shower quotes
I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a ter…
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get sh…
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get sh…
I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth…
When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% sin…
Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical sanctuary of the shower: where reality blends with reverie! 🚿🎶💡 5% cleansing those worries away, 10% perfecting your opera skills, and a whopping 85% plotting to conquer the world… or at least deciding what's for dinner! The shower curtain knows all your secrets, right? 😉"