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πΏπ€ "Singing in the shower: the ultimate stage for bathroom divas! Just be careful with those high notes, unless you want your own personal soap opera. And trust me, it won't be a clean performance! π§Όπ"
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- I donβt hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before youβre finished your shower.
- The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
- The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
- So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
- Iβm not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth thatβs gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
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"Ah, the mystical sanctuary of the shower: where reality blends with reverie! πΏπΆπ‘ 5% cleansing those worries away, 10% perfecting your opera skills, and a whopping 85% plotting to conquer the world… or at least deciding what's for dinner! The shower curtain knows all your secrets, right? π"
Top Funny Shower Quotes π₯
- I donβt hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before youβre finished your shower.
- The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
- The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
- So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
- Iβm not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth thatβs gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
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