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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Breaking via Slack:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Making waves on X:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Just landed via Pinterest:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Share →: Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Share →: Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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"Who needs fancy recipes when you've got shredded cheese and a bag? 🧀 Just remember, moderation is key… unless you're at a cheese party – then all bets are off! 😜🧀 #SnackGoals"

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Reported on TikTok:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Just shared via WeChat:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Just landed via WeChat:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Just shared via Messenger:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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