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Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,469

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Just landed via WeChat:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Trending via Discord:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Breaking via Discord:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Spotted on Facebook:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Just shared via Messenger:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Live now on Telegram:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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44 shares on X this month:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

55 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

49 shares on Threads this month:

I will sit in the rain about this.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,315

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Going viral on Threads:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Spotted on TikTok:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Going bananas on X:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Going viral on X:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Going viral on Messenger:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Going viral on TikTok:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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