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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Breaking via Messenger:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Trending via Reddit:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Just landed via Threads:

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Going bananas on Discord:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Making waves on TikTok:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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69 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

85 shares on Telegram this month:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

24 shares on Discord this month:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

81 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

47 shares on Slack this month:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Dear Santa, Money!

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Trending via Discord:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Making waves on Threads:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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