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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Spotted on Messenger:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Just shared via Telegram:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Spotted on Threads:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Going viral on Discord:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Live now on Snapchat:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Just landed via Reddit:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

35 shares on Threads this month:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

52 shares on X this month:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Going viral on X:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Breaking via Reddit:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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