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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Making waves on Reddit:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Just shared via Facebook:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Spotted on Pinterest:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Spotted on X:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Trending via X:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Going bananas on X:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Discord this month:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

61 shares on Threads this month:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Your opinions are not my business.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,324

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Trending via TikTok:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Trending via Pinterest:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Just shared via Threads:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Trending via X:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Making waves on WeChat:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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