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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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The urge to say β€œyeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, β€œno, she’s biologically mine.”

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Trending via Slack:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Making waves on Slack:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Just landed via Discord:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like β€œOk, can I bring my gardener?”

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that countsβ€”and technically, I thought of it twice.

Seen just now on Threads:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs β€” empty and deeply wrong.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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