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Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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Breaking via X:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Going viral on Threads:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Going viral on WeChat:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Spotted on Discord:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Going viral on YouTube:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on Threads this month:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

53 shares on Discord this month:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Just landed via Threads:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Breaking via Messenger:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Spotted on YouTube:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Going bananas on WeChat:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Live now on Reddit:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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